当代浮世绘
时间：2018年12月16日 15:23:02点击：1413类别：生活感悟
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我是个修冰箱的。前段时间，一个小饭店的冰箱门关不上，我去给他们修好了。其实，当时我就发现那个冰箱的制冷系统泄漏，制冷剂快要跑光了，但我没说，因为如果下次再去修，就能多拿三十块钱上门费。果然，没到一个月，那台冰箱就不制冷了，他们又喊我去修，我不但多拿了三十块钱，还以五折的价钱从这家店买了些酱牛肉，赚了。
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我是一家小饭店的小老板。现在的东西真靠不住，冰箱一个月坏了两次，大夏天的，里面的熟食都坏掉了，都是贵东西，我舍不得扔，让厨师重新煮了，用重料盖掉腐味，低价卖掉了。修冰箱的师傅买了一些，后来他打电话来说，全家吃了都拉肚子。我有点愧疚，当然也没有承认是我们的问题，他没凭没据的，到哪儿也说不清。
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我是个儿童玩具厂的小老板。我们的玩具都是用回收的废塑料、生活垃圾、医疗垃圾做的，我当然知道这些材料含铅含汞含甲醛，对健康有害，但是现在生意难做，都用真材实料能赚几块钱？
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我是个建桥的工人，这次找了个不错的活，别的工地一天一百二，这里给一百五。一上班我就明白了他们工钱高的原因——这是个豆腐渣工程，拿沙子充水泥，拿水泥充钢筋。别的工人不敢干都走了，我留了下来。儿子上个月查出白血病，我砸锅卖铁也不够他治病，不多赚点钱，就只能眼睁睁看着他的病恶化了。
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我是个质监局的领导，上次查了一批玩具小作坊，一个小老板找到我老婆说情，又给我捎去两瓶五粮液，我就把他那批玩具放了。处理完事情后，他请我吃饭，没想到，回家的路上，开车过新桥时，那桥居然塌了！我俩一起栽了下去，双双骨折，唉……
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我是个医生。去年一家医疗器械厂来推广他们生产的心脏支架，回扣很高，我看质量好像没什么问题，就用了。没想到居然是伪劣产品，才用了一例就出医疗事故了。
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我是个法官。一个老朋友的医院出了医疗事故，来找了我好几次，看在多年朋友的情分上，我睁一眼闭一眼，在判决时没让他们担什么责任。
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我是个重点中学的校长。每次开学时来报名的家长都挤破头，这学期好不容易都定好了，一个法官的女儿又来加塞，这很难办。也真巧，偏偏有个学生上课辱骂老师，我们从重处理，把他开除了，这才倒出一个名额来给她。
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我是个农民，去年拿出所有积蓄做了一次心脏搭桥手术，却被伪劣支架给坑了，医院没赔什么钱。之前指望孩子能有点出息，可这个不争气的却让学校开除了。我已经没有劳动能力，就干脆让他弃学在家侍弄大棚。这几天出花菜，他去喷杀虫剂。没想到这孩子不认识农药，居然稀里糊涂拿错了。结果好些人吃了以后农药中毒，听说有医生，有法官，有校长……
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1#楼的@大井装逼男于2018年12月31日 15:03:54回复道：
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2#楼的@大井装逼男于2018年12月31日 21:56:59回复道：
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3#楼的@大井装逼男于2018年12月31日 22:02:59回复道：
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